Your business card is CRAP!

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words of suggest from a biggest pitchman alive today. *UPDATE* I’m Rich, You’re Not bit.ly

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25 Responses to Your business card is CRAP!

  1. LilithNGarner on 120121UTC at 1:31 am

    PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON’T REPOST THIS COMMENT SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN. NOW THAT YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHS NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LITTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY COUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  2. slimininin on 120121UTC at 2:18 am

    Look at that subtle off white coloring…the tasteful thickness of it…oh my god…it even has a water mark…

  3. noiramelie on 120121UTC at 3:11 am

    doesn’t fit in my rolodex? i’m throwing it out.

  4. Davelopper on 120121UTC at 3:34 am

    who is that guy? is that a joke or something?

  5. rubixcube1567 on 120121UTC at 3:57 am

    @dennisbundi good one

  6. GuitarMassacre on 120121UTC at 3:59 am

    lol @ people taking this seriously

  7. JESSERL on 120121UTC at 4:05 am

    A business card like that says to me that someone is 100% flash and 0% substance. If they insult my intelligence with that kind of crap, they deserve a cockpunch – not my business.

  8. mikefishermagic on 120121UTC at 4:49 am

    @jason It’s definitely NOT a skit (if by that you mean fake) That’s Joel Bauer and I can promise you he absolutely believes every word he just said…(and I’d say apart from the delivery, it’s all useful info.)

  9. Honorfull on 120121UTC at 4:50 am

    If God whoud’ve had a business card. This whould be it.

  10. Honorfull on 120121UTC at 5:04 am

    He’s my Hero.

  11. JerseyRy on 120121UTC at 5:33 am

    “my card is a pop-up book.. it can do your taxes.. it pleasures women” “look at my hair, it’s on my card” poppas ass! 

  12. ssanrock97 on 120121UTC at 6:20 am

    “it doesnt fit in a roledex coz it doesnt belong in a roledex”
    yeh it belongs in the garbage

  13. ja3son on 120121UTC at 6:23 am

    for all you haters this is a skit….its funnier than hell…..it took me 25 years to design this…..it doesnt belong in a roledex….everytime i watch this i smile and laugh, it makes my day…..

    what do you do……………”

  14. PhilipMcCrotch on 120121UTC at 6:57 am

    i typed in crap and this comes up

  15. PunkDina on 120121UTC at 7:21 am

    Who on earth does he think he is? Its a buisness card dude! :s

  16. Todd1971 on 120121UTC at 7:44 am

    “This is my business card! There are many like it, but this one is mine!”

  17. 21stgear on 120121UTC at 8:22 am

    Very impressive…now let’s see Paul Alan’s card…

  18. freethinker424 on 120121UTC at 8:44 am

    doing business, like a boss.

  19. TheBeyBladeNation on 120121UTC at 9:35 am

    “what do you do guaranteed?”

  20. LexLutha17 on 120121UTC at 9:42 am

    Lmao, dude its a buisness card. Your business card is a $4.00 piece of shit.

  21. joncfitzy on 120121UTC at 9:46 am

    this guy knows that your business card is crap… yawn

  22. bullmann1337 on 120121UTC at 10:11 am

    “It took me 25 years to design this” ya better get faster man…ur body uses DOT 4 as fuel or what?…YOU ARE CRAP SIR

  23. lllxVxlll on 120121UTC at 10:43 am

    anyone else tiped crap to search box and faund this ?

  24. joeyizzy on 120121UTC at 10:59 am

    1,779,377 views. Crowds. Guaranteed.
    

  25. zeeuwlander on 120121UTC at 11:47 am

    ahahaaa took u 25 years to make that. and it doesnt fit in a wallet ahahahahha

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